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Tweak says, "Do I dazzle you?"

xo brit (chansondamour) wrote,
@ 2010-07-18 19:38:00

014// and I'm like baby, baby, ooooh, baby, baby, baby noooo
I blame

pevensies.

Give me one of my characters and one of yours and I will tell you- no matter how ridiculous the pairing- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)
A. Name
B. Circumstances of Conception
C. PB
D. Three Random Facts

Also, I'm probably just going to get a "for shame Brit, for shame" but I friggin love Justin Bieber. I'm watching something on him on E and he's just so fantastic as a person and actually really talented, beyond singing. Little man can play drums, piano, trumpet, and guitar. Also, he made $2,000 playing outside of a theatre when he was younger one summer and took his mom on a vacation. SO HE IS PRECIOUS. /End love for the Bieb announcement.

And to talk about more cute boys ~~

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	pevensies 2010-07-18 02:48 am UTC (link)
	CUTE BABY IS SO EFFING CUTE. The Bieb is also adorable. AS FOR THE MEME... Dachev/Ali Dachev/Vi Dachev/Ruby for LULZ Rose/Topher (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pevensies 2010-07-18 05:56 am UTC (link)
	LANCE/RUBY TOO PLZ. (Reply to this) (Parent)

Dachev/Vi.

chansondamour
2010-07-18 06:25 am UTC (link)

1. Ivan Demetrius Dachev.
2. The only interaction they had in Hogwarts was through Quidditch, so of course it was Quidditch that reunited them outside of Hogwarts, she was the Captain of the Holyhead Harpies and he was the Captain of the Ballycastle Bats. After a tie, they got drunk, and she got knocked up. Dachev being the kind of man he was proposed to her, three times before she finally gave in.
3. Michael Trevino.
4. • Was sorted into Gryffindor, a combination of both of his parents personality, and he became Captain in his sixth year, playing beater of course.
• Ivan, well, he's a bit of a man whore, but he's never kiss and told, he tries to be as much of a gentlemen about it as possible.
• Ivan is fluent in Bulgarian and refuses to curse in English, often going off in a string of curse words in Bulgarian.

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Dachev/Ruby.

chansondamour
2010-07-18 06:33 am UTC (link)

1. Sofija Aleczandria Dacheva.
2. He liked her fire, her spirit, just about everything about her, save her age. She liked... his body and that nothing stupid came out of his mouth, so she rarely had to tell him to shut up. After a two year courtship, a small ceremy, and a fantastic honeymoon, little Sofija popped out nine months later.
3. Mila Kunis.
4. • Sofija hates bull shit, won't tolerate bull shit, so she wants you to cut the bull shit. She is the most blunt person ever to walk the Earth and lacks a filter between her brain and mouth, luckily she's clever and quick so she hardly embarrasses herself, but she does have to apologize more often than not.
• Has a group of girl friends who are completely different than her in every way shape and form, but they grew up together. She's like the little guard dog of the group who can kick your ass.
• Completely disinterested in Quidditch much to her father's dismay, but she's athletic and plays swivenhodge.

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Rose/Topher.

chansondamour
2010-07-18 06:46 am UTC (link)

1. Hector Ajax Bletchley.
2. After it came out that Topher's little brother cheated on Rose when they were together, it was odd, but the only person with whom Rose found any comfort was his older brother. Said comfort didn't happen for quite some time since Rose cut off contact with that whole crowd, but nevertheless he made her feel better about it and it blossomed into a one night stand, a marriage, and a son.
3. Sean Faris
4. • Hector was sorted into Ravenclaw, became a prefect, and Head Boy in his seventh year. He would go on to become Minister of Magic, and despite his dictator ways, it was the best the Wizarding World had done in a long time.
• Hector is quiet, withdrawn, but he interjects himself into conversations with something condescending to say to just about everybody. He thinks he's better than everyone else and for the most part, he's right.
• Gifted musically, he can play the drums, piano, violin, and guitar. He doesn't ever play for an audience and keeps these skills mostly to himself and occasionally his family listens in on him.

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	dufromage 2010-07-18 03:15 am UTC (link)
	LOL JAX IS FLIPPING YOU OFF LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL (Reply to this)

	MEME TIMEZ dufromage 2010-07-18 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Nick/Cora Olivia/Dachev Adele/Sam Ivy/Lance Dan/Mere LOL (Reply to this) (Thread)

Olivia/Dachev

chansondamour
2010-07-18 06:53 am UTC (link)

1. Tatiana Elisaveta Dacheva
2. No one was really surprised by this union except for maybe Olivia's parents. They had always gotten on in school and decided to date shortly after they graduated from Hogwarts. He turned about to be quite a shrewd business man which excited her parents and had Borgin & Burke's booming more than it had years prior.
3. Mandy Moore
4. • Tatiana was given the best of everything in life but her father made absolute sure that she never took it for granted. While her mother taught her to tolerate everyone, she has very little tolerance for disrespectful people. She's rather vengeful like her father and gets back in physical ways. She's the best duelist in her year.
• Tatiana was given a prefect pin and made Head Girl in her seventh year but declined the offer to pursue perfect O's on her N.E.W.T's and it definitely paid off.
• She is absolutely fascinated by Quidditch but it's not lady like to engage in activities like that, so she keeps herself fit by swimming and other less hazardous activities.

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Adele/Sam.

chansondamour
2010-07-18 06:59 am UTC (link)

1. Nadine Halle Harper-Jackson.
2. A mistake realized far too late. It occurred in the winter of Adele's seventh year and she shortly found out she was pregnant after. Adele was able to hide it until her fifth month and by then there was no point to expel her when she was only had a month left until N.E.W.T's.
3. Lou Lesage.
4. • Nadine swears like a mother fucking no for good shit head sailor and she's damn proud of it.
• Her favourite place in the entire world is the beach. No matter what kind of mood she is in if you get her on sand and near salty water then she's at her best behavior.
• Actually prizes virginity and plans on remaining a virgin until marriage.

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	sekritly 2010-07-18 05:29 am UTC (link)
	JAX IS FUCKING /ADORABLE/ MAN! Lance/Aurie Jaden -- fuck who do you play. lesse. Jaden/... well, Adele would be way awkward, so... um. No Jaden ones for you. Dachev/Aurie Chloe/Jude Dylan/Chloe Dylan/Cora DACHEV. CHLOE. CORA. LANCE. ADELE. There's one more fucker... ROSE. ROSE. OKAY. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chansondamour 2010-07-18 05:53 am UTC (link)
	JUDE/LILA DYLAN/ROSE JUDE/ROSE (Reply to this) (Parent)

Chloe/Jude.

chansondamour
2010-07-18 07:06 am UTC (link)

1. Billie Jean Capper.
2. Karma's a fucking bitch. Chloe stole his virginity and in return he got her first born child. And of course, she had to name her daughter after a song and Billie Jean seemed sort of perfect in this situation.
3. Aimee Teegarden.
4. • Billie is a total artsy fartsy kind of girl. She's the one wearing sundresses, gladiator sandals, with a heart or star sticker on her cheek and still thinks glittery make up is cool.
• Has been in musical since she was a little girl. She has a powerful singing voice and has already in the productions of Les Mes, Lion King, and Spring Awakening.
• Billie is a Quidditch commentator and wants to go on to have her own radio show in the muggle world because DJ BJ Cap yo ass sounds fantastic.

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Lila/Jude.

chansondamour
2010-07-18 07:16 am UTC (link)

1. Nahla Annette Capper.
2. Lila may or may not have come across a little list that she should've never seen in which she was number one Hufflepuff girl and had a vote with best breasts. What? You can't blame her for wanting to say a thanks to the male who thought this... And it resulted in an adorable relationship with the cutest little girl after she got knocked up.
3. Amanda Bynes.
4. • Nahla is just like her mother, she adores fashion and hates school, despite coming off as a ditz she could be considered a mathematical genius, what? She doesn't always have a calculator on her when she's shopping, damn it.
• Nahla collects every fortune from every fortune cookie she's ever had, not that she's eaten any, carbs are a no go. She even goes so far as to just being a vegetarian because she doesn't have to worry about counting calories.
• She tries to be a shining example to everyone around her. Nahla's goal in life is to be a fashion icon.

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Rose/Jude.

chansondamour
2010-07-18 07:25 am UTC (link)

1. Roswell Layne Capper.
2. When Rose graduated from Hogwarts, she didn't give Jude a second thought, until five years later he popped up at the Ministry of Magic in the cafeteria looking, well, really good. Not much had changed, well he had matured more, and that appealed to her, somehow that worked out for the two of them.
3. Rachel McAdams
4. • Ros was a bit of a rebel, albeit a quiet one. She stuck it to the man in little ways, abusing any sort of authoritative power that she could get.
• Puts out an anonymous hot or not list every year for the upperclassmen, mostly because she wants to make people cry for not making it.
• Has about a billion cousins but she's not close to any of them. She's an only child and prefers to keep her space that way.

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Dylan/Rose.

chansondamour
2010-07-18 08:18 am UTC (link)

1. Darla Avery ~~Weasley -~~Montague.
2. They had been fucking around literally for years and one day it finally caught up to them. Rose refused to get married simply because she was having his child. Finally her parents and his parents requested it strongly... with threats and when Darla was five her parents married.
3. Talulah Riley.
4. • Darla is the second Weasley to be sorted into Slytherin, made a prefect like both of her parents and like both of them was the worst prefect ever.
• She doesn't believe in monogamy or relationships in general, she does what she wants, when she wants, and to whom she wants to.
• Darla plays Quidditch as a Keeper, following in Rose and Ronald's footsteps and talking about it incessantly because her father doesn't like Quidditch.

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	junebugg 2010-07-18 07:20 am UTC (link)
	OWEN/ADELE DACHEV/JOSS DEVIN/ROSE (Reply to this) (Thread)

Devin/Rose.

chansondamour
2010-07-18 07:36 am UTC (link)

1. Thatcher Ultan Finnigan.
2. There had always been something there, but neither of them quite knew what it was. Three years after they had graduated from Hogwarts, Devin still hadn't lost his virginity and well, Rose sort of made it her subtle mission and it worked, a year later, followed shortly by marriage.
3. Dustin Milligan
4. • Thatcher has a weird love hate with females, mostly he loves to hate them, they tend to be needy, unnecessarily aggressive, and really only good for sex. He doesn't really like any sort of touch outside of sexual relations and to this day has never kissed a girl he's been with.
• Very intense about just about everything that he does and has stormy emotions that get in the way of most of his relationships, but luckily he's so endearing he's forgiven.
• He is very uncomfortable with comments and sort of paranoid that most people are out to get him.

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	orangetree 2010-07-18 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Amy/Scotty MBC/Scotty Oliver/Jenn (Reply to this)

	bookbindings 2010-07-20 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	TOO CUTE FOR WORDS. (Reply to this)